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Iâ€™ve mentioned before how sad it is that some of my fellow man really will seemingly fuck anything. Â I mean they have no standards at all. Â Hereâ€™s two examples from a couple followers who paid absolutely zero attention to the fact that Iâ€™m a dude,

superwomaniac: “You’re car is not so heavy for me, honey !”

“They think they can hide from me behind this big armored wall, but I’m gonna crush it and kill tem all !”

jaiking: Follow me at http://jaiking.tumblr.com/ You’ll be glad you did.

Absolutely love this girls stuff! Darcie Dolce, just curvy natural gorgeousness:)))) Enjoy!

Absolutely love your blog…_________________thank you @dydoedude! fantastic cock and cum tribute, and absolutely the first pierced submission! so sexy, so hot. mmmmmm!

sleepyscreen: BIG CATT15$ sketch commission for https://big-carrots.tumblr.com/DM me if you’re interested!

Absolutely me :D

it’s exactly a month until my birthday today and just incase anyone wanted to make me go YAYYY here are my wish lists: amazon these are sexier ones from a sex shop website: apparel / playthings I also absolutely love beautiful lingerie and

the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

someone find me one, and you will be my bestfriend forever.

Absolutely beautiful!

jonfawkes: drmalpractice: drmalpractice: Don’t draw for orangequilavaburst, they did a chargeback on a commission I finished, and I’ve been informed they have a long history of this Fuck me, I get robbed and I have to pay for it. This is bullshit,

- me, literally every time I watch SU

Hehe once again all of you on here made me so horny that I just absolutely HAD to be fucked. I hope you all enjoy the end product

Standard case of do absolutely nothing but browse Tumblr on a Monday evening

pussylipgloss:getting your neck kissed on releases 7 years of stress, makes me want to melt

watson: Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just going to bash your brains in! Gonna bash ‘em right the fuck in! The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley

me: :(Kaytranada: *puts out a new album after 3 years with Estelle featured on one of the tracks*me: :)

shiinbear: im going to toss myself out of a window for wating till the absolute last minute to write this stupid paper

hipsterpostings: I hate when someone turns my music down in the car to speak.. u think your convo is more important than this absolute banger… get out

queen-rosh:“It made me get exhausted. Loving someone with all my heart but not getting anything back.”

izstudies: just a friendly reminder that it is summer and there is absolutely nothing wrong with doing fuck all so you’re recharged and chill when school rolls around shatter the false studyblr illusion that you must be productive 24/7, 365 days a

sasukehateblog: me: can i say something mean and petty? my friends, sitting at the edge of their chairs, alert and ready: absolutely

sn0wbro: sn0wbro:shameful on main just absolutely embarrassing on main

photographicpornography: Mrs. P (one of these weeks I will come up with one that sticks), I hope that your year is off to an absolutely fantastic start so far. I loved your pureskin submission. I’ve always been fond of that sort of shot, and

underweartuesday: There was a firefight! Wonderful UT, I absolutely love this theme idea, and knew that I would have to submit the second I saw it. It took me quite a while to decide on a movie, but Boondock Saints is one of my all time favorites, and

This is driving me absolutely crazy and I don’t know how to stop it from happening

I just had the absolute best fucking sex in my life a few hours ago. Good God this boy has me feeling some type of way, and I’m definitely going to be back for more. Lol

maxknightley:Absolutely love this post. Think of it every time I use a wooden spoon

astroho: me? a jealous hoe? absolutely.

alteanlance: alteanlance: me when im working on something: oh i am so fucking genius, me looking at the completed work: absolute fucking garbage who allowed my hands to make this me coming up with concepts and ideas: this is so fucking good wtf me

[ Slavically Pissed ]

Absolut 4 present feat my cousin Liz.

take my revolution 🌹

entomologyfrassposting:

jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

pussy-and-pizzza-x: liferuining-soulsnatcher: succubus-stripper: rvnotti: just simple math This reminds me of the crazy Russian girls I worked with in Alaska who basically taught me everything I know about being aggressive Lmao valid point Nah

celebrating alcoholism

Daddy let me mommy him for a night. I gotta say, I quite enjoyed myself. Plus, look how absolutely adorable he is!! @thedoghouse09

I got caught in a bad thunderstorm and got absolutely rained on but it made me laugh. Which was nice because I’ve been nothing but stressed lately.

tinysquids: Me: *Does absolutely nothing to deserve a treat for myself* Me: You know what? I deserve to treat myself

slayboybunny:i am not saying i am a gold digger. .. .. but i am saying that if a person wealthier than i am wanted to shower me in money and gifts and fancy trips i would absolutely dig that

deadlyspoons: TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!!! nothing i have absolutely nothing u should be giving me stuff i have no money please donate

urbancatfitters: how do people do things lmao I am going to go lie down. just kidding I am already lying down bc I can’t do things

Some nights all you can think about is how much you desperately want to die and how much you absolutely can’t. And then drink yourself to sleep in hopes that maybe it’ll damage your liver enough that you can die of natural causes and suffer

absolute scraghead.✋🙈 #me #messy #hair #girl #selfie #blueeyes #personal #scraggy

A stranger on the bus told me I was absolutely fabulous today it was quite lovely

absolution-v: L’Avventura, Michelangelo Antonioni, 1960

thero-i-procepios: if you are gonna refer to a trans person as “he-she” or “it”, don’t talk to me, don’t touch me, don’t come near me, don’t breathe the same air as me, don’t breathe at all, thanks

borderline–feline: what i say: im sensitive what i mean: my mental illness throws everything out of proportion and my emotions are extremely unpredictable and even the slightest thing going wrong literally makes me want to die

lioness–hart: lioness–hart: Depression: No do thing. Tired. Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep. Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot Insomnia: You Are Awake. Me: Okay well. Maybe

labelleizzy: snarkylittlespeedster: ilikeyoshi: ilikeyoshi: ilikeyoshi: me: hey how long is this thing going to last someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook me: hah me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations

dimedog: “I wish I had the time to do that.” - me, a person who definitely has the time to do that but also has terrible time management skills and most likely to just spend 4 hours getting absolutely nothing accomplished instead of the hundred other

absolute-drive:The nation’s largest organic meal delivery service Trifecta Nutrition

Skrillex absolutely WRECKED it last night. I wouldn’t expect otherwise. I got entirely covered in unicorn sperm and probably lost a few senses. Fine with me. I will have a nifty short video from the event coming your way :)

Absolutely hate being alone & incredibly horny 😩😩

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